Let’s start off the week with a new word which I crafted this morning after warming my hands and as I decided against grabbing my iPhone.
Scrotoloids. (Skro’til-oyds) This refers to any molecules transferred from the scrotum to the hands as a result of direct contact to ones scrotum.
Scrotoloids are often spread to door knobs, alarm clocks, Brita water jugs, cell phones and other objects that are handled early in the morning prior to proper washing of the mitts.
Enjoy thinking about that.
Cheers,
Scott
A Kilted Scott 
sweet mary and jesus, i was reading this in netvibes (without your background) and thought this was my sisters blog… gahhhhh! my brain!
Are you saying she has the same deep insight as myself? Or perhaps she is a germaphobe?
i dont want to know what my sister is doing near or with a scrotum
Quite possibly getting scrotoloids on them… #anti-bacterial wash